Coffee Convict
Serving a life sentence in your afternoon slump.
The Lush Lab · Do Us A Flavour
Meet the
Lush Lab.
Twenty signature ice cream flavours. One British kitchen. Made fresh to order and served with a generous side of mischief. And here's the best bit — 15% of every scoop funds meals to end food poverty.
20 signature flavours·Fresh-made, 4-day shelf life·Local pickup · £35 / £70
Coffee Convict ·Chocolate Fix ·Lemon Zing ·Caramel Con ·Blackcurrant Banter ·Pistachio Plot ·Toffee Takeover ·Matcha Match ·Apple Assault ·Rose Riot ·Nutella Nemesis ·Violet Verdict ·Elderflower Escape ·Mint Condition ·Malty Business ·Passionfruit Plot ·Honeycomb Heist ·Blueberry Bandit ·Lime Lunacy ·Bubblegum Betrayal ·Coffee Convict ·Chocolate Fix ·Lemon Zing ·Caramel Con ·Blackcurrant Banter ·Pistachio Plot ·Toffee Takeover ·Matcha Match ·Apple Assault ·Rose Riot ·Nutella Nemesis ·Violet Verdict ·Elderflower Escape ·Mint Condition ·Malty Business ·Passionfruit Plot ·Honeycomb Heist ·Blueberry Bandit ·Lime Lunacy ·Bubblegum Betrayal ·
One kitchen. Twenty suspects.
Zero boring flavours.
The Lush Lab is our signature "Do Us A Flavour" range — a rolling lineup of bespoke ice creams, each with a punny name and a dry-wit British one-liner. From Coffee Convict to Bubblegum Betrayal, every flavour's got a backstory and a bit of a temper.
We make it fresh in our own kitchen, and it only lasts four days — so every tub is made to order for your event. No stockpiled scoops, no mystery freezers. Just properly British, properly lush ice cream that tastes good and does good.
The Lineup
Twenty flavours. Each one a little bit naughty.
Filter by what you fancy, then click through to bring your favourites to your next do.
Chocolate Fix
The dark stuff. In every sense that matters.
Lemon Zing
Sharp enough to sit up straight.
Caramel Con
Sweet on the way in. Salty on the way out.
Blackcurrant Banter
Louder than your mum's Sunday roast.
Pistachio Plot
Grown in Sicily. Plotted in a Park Royal kitchen.
Toffee Takeover
Turns up uninvited. Steals the whole menu.
Matcha Match
Kyoto meets Kensal Green, and neither backs down.
Apple Assault
Bramley with a bit of a temper.
Rose Riot
Grew up in a garden, ended up in trouble.
Nutella Nemesis
The jar is empty. So is your resolve.
Violet Verdict
The floral one that took the whole jury.
Elderflower Escape
Made a run for it during the Pimms round.
Mint Condition
Cool head. Cold heart. Immaculate credentials.
Malty Business
Old-fashioned, and not remotely sorry about it.
Passionfruit Plot
Every seed is evidence.
Honeycomb Heist
Nicked from the bees. Sorry, bees.
Blueberry Bandit
Small. Blue. Absolutely up to something.
Lime Lunacy
Sour enough to unfollow your ex.
Bubblegum Betrayal
Tasted like childhood. Turned out to be an insider.
20 of 20 flavours · Fresh-made to order, four-day shelf life
15% of every scoop
funds meals to end food poverty.
Choosing the Lush Lab isn't just a treat for your guests — it's a contribution to something bigger. Every scoop served helps fund meals for people who need them. Desserts that taste good and do good. That's the whole point.
How to get it
Get the Lush Lab at your event.
Hire a machine
Take it away in a 5L (£35) or 10L (£70) tub when you hire one of our ice cream machines. Local pickup only.
Event add-on
Add a stack of signature flavours to your existing Udderly Lush booking. One supplier, one setup.
Event showcase
Make the Lush Lab a feature of your event — a proper dessert experience, not just a scoop and a wave.
Gallery feature
Showcase a flavour as your event's 'social post of the day'. Built to be photographed and shared.
Fresh-made to order · Four-day shelf life · Local pickup from our kitchen
Book the Lush Lab
Bring the flavours to your next do.
Tell us your date and which flavours have caught your eye. We'll sort the rest.